I'm a dumb nerd who plays a lot of video games. I also watch anime and draw. I like the Touhous, Hat Fortresses and shit. I'm also incredibly unfunny and you should never talk to me, ever. Be prepared for a shitstorm of stuff that you probably don't care about.
If that's not your cup of tea, the door's over there, make sure it doesn't hit your ass on the way out.